Hi hi I'm Ash Dawn (butterflies2647) from Twitter! If you want the nui pictures please go to my instagram ashdawnnui (let's pray they will eventually see me as a real person and stop suspending my account for literally no reason). I will only come back on here once Twitter dies, in which case it will possibly fill up with Hypnosis Mic, Fire Emblem, and Genshin stuff (see the full list of my fandoms at ashdawn.carrd.co). Until then, this is mostly ancient reblogs but tbh looking back on it I'm cracking myself up so it's still gold. I am terrible at photoshop and making gifs so there will probably be very little originating from me.
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
date someone who will…fuck I don’t know *spins wheel*…make you blueberry pancakes *spins wheel* on wednesday mornings *spins wheel* after you lose at mario kart
